Stuff

talaem:

“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

amon-fire:

fuckyourfreckles:

rizaoftheowls:

derinthemadscientist:

stolenpandorica:

elisetheawesome:

kyoukokiriqiri:

why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”

or ”the crimson horror”

are u guys okay

Vaginebola

Red Tide Warning

shark week

the red wave

i second shark week

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

nahshaw:

i went out to eat lunch with my mom and i forgot what a knife was called so i asked the waitress for “one of those things that you use to stab people with” 

fake-mermaid:

how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

passion:

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?

hot as balls

cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

(Source: crazyfrogvevo)